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You've probably already heard these statistics jokes, but recent research shows…
- More than 83% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- As many as one in four eggs contains salmonella, so you should only make three-egg omelettes, just to be safe.
- Even some failing students are in the top 90% of their class.
- Those who celebrate more birthdays live longer.
- An unprecedented 69.846743% of all statistics reflect an unjustified level of precision.
Over 400 math jokes, collected in one volume!
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