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You've probably already heard these statistics jokes, but recent research shows…

  • More than 83% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • As many as one in four eggs contains salmonella, so you should only make three-egg omelettes, just to be safe.
  • Even some failing students are in the top 90% of their class.
  • Those who celebrate more birthdays live longer.
  • An unprecedented 69.846743% of all statistics reflect an unjustified level of precision.
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